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Havana Ball: Cuba Sails to Win, Wishes it had been America
Given their large Japanese population, Castro knows this Brazilian President da Silva will understand his insulting akanbe gesture. Final Score: Cuba 5, Brazil 2. World Baseball Conflict of the Game:...
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Cuba Lib-hooray: Cubans Can Have A-Pool Party After Win
As per tradition, representatives from each team thumb-wrestle to decide who gets home field advantage. Final Score: Cuba 6, Japan 3 World Baseball Conflict of the Game: A hypothetical future war to...
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Win-mills: Dutch Grind Out Another Win Vs. Favorite
After a long, frustrating search, the athletic trainer for the Netherlands found the baseball they lost in the woods. Final Score: Netherlands 6, Cuba 2. World Baseball Conflict of the Game: Piet...
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Taip-ei Diabetes: Cuba Kills Opponents With Sugar
Tragically, the elderly Diaz did not survive his ill-conceived attempt to block the plate. Final Score: Cuba 14, Chinese Taipei 0 World Baseball Conflict of the Game: Cuba severs diplomatic ties with...
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Double Dutch: Netherlands Leap Over Cuba For Second Time
An increasingly tubby Andruw Jones goes out for a morning stroll. Final Score: Netherlands 7, Cuba 6 World Baseball Conflict of the Game: The Dutch role in preventing the Cuban Missile Crisis ——– This,...
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Bryce Harper Loses Home Run Derby
On the bright side, Bryce’s brother won the Camera Hat Derby. Bryce Harper is a loser. At the age of 20, he’s already proved he’ll never amount to anything. Might as well just give up, pack up, and...
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